Check out the E3 Trailer

Aura: Excited. Look at my Link jump!

Forrest: "Scott, your driving is really shitty."
Scott: "What's that Forrest? Are you saying you don't want a ride home?"
Forrest: "No, I was just saying..."
Scott: "That's what I thought. Now stop bitchin'."

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Andrew Akers: not like this "OOHHH lemme bust out a triangle
Andrew Akers: cuz it's so important for you to learn
Andrew Akers: OH SHIT YAH
Andrew Akers: you'll be doing this triangle shit every day of your lives bitches"

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Hm. So not much happened today. Jonathan has officially dubbed these Gayviators™.

Scott: "Hey Forrest!"
Forrest: "Yeah?"
Scott: "Get some new fucking aviators."

I hope I can. Reflective surfaces. I'll try to get everyone at Scouts to get them just to walk around and be cool-looking. Even at night time, bitches.

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How could I forget this story? Today driving home from Scouts towards Jonathan's house, we pass these two old people brooming the sidewalk.
Scott: "Is Brow home?"
Jonathan: "I don't know!"
Scott: "Dude let's ding-dong-ditch his house!"
So we go past the people. I give Jonathan my Gayviators™ and he jumps out of the car. He sprints up the porch stairs and gets to the door, rings the doorbell. He waits. Yes, he waits.
Scott: "What the fuck are you doing Jonathan?! I am going to start rolling this car."
Jonathan looks around. I don't know what he's doing either. Scott starts to roll forward, Jonathan jumps off of the steps, LEAPS into Scott's car rolling at 5-10 mph, and busts his leg. It was great.

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A new age. A new game.

Aura: Zelda music playing WoW

Ouch.

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Auto response from Tai 376: jamming on drums

SuperGarciaman0: more like jamming on mei penis
SuperGarciaman0: IM GUNNA WANK OFF

Aura: hurt

Awww thank you Amy!

And you all must see this.

Holy crap, my third attempt. How about we not let the computer crash this time.

So today was awesome. Went to German and did nothing, talked to the Gang.

Went to Boy Scouts and signed up. I'm in! TENDERFOOOOOOOT~!

Scott drove us home. Went along Beach Drive. What a beautiful street. Scott asked if I felt unsafe.

Forrest: "I FEEL SO SAFE, I'LL TAKE MY PANTS OFF!"

So I unzipped my pants. We eventually hit 80 mph on Collins Road. I said we hit 77, but whatever. 77, 80, same thing.

And Scott's a terrible driver. He whipped out his cell phone and almost ran us into the ditch AND the other lane on Lund. So we pulled a Tank while he stepped on the pedal and I steered for him. Yeah. It was great though.

The Bet : Episode Two is done. I will scan it.

Aura: Manchester Trip

The beach is so beautiful in the afternoon. I decided to write a long paragraph about it, but after I did so, I erased it because I found out I could not capture the feeling in such simple communication as words.

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Tai 376: and i ate this brown thing
Tai 376: and it was GROSS
T2 Dollar Pistol: ...
T2 Dollar Pistol: okkkaay
T2 Dollar Pistol: you ate teh poop

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SuperGarciaman0: the matrix tells me it feels good when i wank it

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BizN4cK: Stephen R George is a new man.
Tai 376: lmao
Tai 376: what kind of man
BizN4cK: A Number One man.
BizN4cK: But, as they say,
BizN4cK: One is the loneliest number.
Tai 376: LOL
Tai 376: so insightful

Aura: cheerful

So last night was freaking awesome. At 7.30pm I went to Amy's house and saw Stevie R George (middle name is "Rocket", wtf?!), Jamie, Amy, and a girl in my Pack Time and another girl in my CP English class. Then Jimmy came over in his pajamas. And we watched "Read or Die". Stevie kept remarking about how her boobs were "Big Naturals"... It was really hilarious. And everything Stevie said, Jamie would back him up in agreement... It was the funniest thing ever.

Stevie R George: "You've never been through the Stevie R George Experience?"

In the movie, there were two Big Naturals ladies, and there was a scene where both of them fought.

Forrest: "Sweet, big natural lesbian twin anime porn."

The evil dude was from Germany. And the President was in love with nukes and kept pissing his pants.

British man on TV: "Well, the manufacturing company isn't in the UK or US..."
Jimmy: "Maybe because he's from Germany?"
Stevie: "Those crazy Germans. Porn. That's the only way I learned German. 'KLEIK HIER FUR BIG NATURALES!' "

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On a side note, Hana skipped P.E. and got in trouble, so the teacher called the house and yeah. She was grounded. And... Yeah. She cried the whole day.

And now, your quote.

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Auto response from SuperGarciaman0: camping no jutsu

Tai 376: MORE LIKE "WANKING NO JUTSU"

Aura: have to clean soon

Tai 376: I GOTTA DRIVE
Tai 376: wtf
Tai 376: not yet nvm
SuperGarciaman0: more like " IM GUNNA WANK IT"

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SuperGarciaman0:

Server 87181712010351052987786943210911

Jon: Sctot we need to find mei phone
Scott: Well if you had better pockets we wouldn't need to find your phone
Jon: So
Forrest: So don't be lame and don't use those crappy-ass pockets
Scott: I totally agree
Jon: We still need to get it back
Forrest: Call it on sctot's phone when class gets out
Scott: We already tryed that and we already told you about that man
Jon: "OhOh IM GUNNA WANK OFF"
Forrest: Was popping a boner during Einheit Acht
Scott: Ohohoh damn Forrest keep it in the pants
Jon: I gots the boner right now
SuperGarciaman0: Forrest: Goddamnit Jonathan you and your boners
Scott: Heh yea [you're] so fuckin hardcore
Jon: Some chick should sit on it
Forrest: I need teh sex ;-;
Scott: Forrest I think we all need a little teh sex j-;
Jon: I love the face"j-;" I wanna jiz on it
Forrest: 8===D~~;-;
skip Scott
Jon: He couldn't type cause he couldn't see, cause I jizzed on his face
Forrest: You mean the i-j face

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Fico Ice: To Account Admin:

I am writing concerning a recent "account closure". On the morning of May, 06, 2005, my account was suspended until further notice while it was under an investigation. Later that day, my account was closed. As I do recognize what this issue is about, I was not aware that I was breaking any policy. I, unlike many others, read the terms of service upon playing WoW; however, the segment at which I am being charged was completely unclear as to how this was "hacking", "cheating", or "manipulating" the game wrongly in any form.

If I may address a few accusations, "You may not use any tools which hack or alter the World of Warcraft client or server software." First and foremost I would like to say that this program which was used is obviously not a "cheat" or "hack" device. "Nor may you use any third-party software which is running at the same time as World of Warcraft that accesses files which are part of World of Warcraft". I would like to make it very clear that this also did not access any files from the game or server (this cannot be stressed enough). Moreover, I did not use any "packet sniffing" or "scripting" software; nevertheless, as far as I am concerned, the part about packet sniffing does not hold any weight, since you officially approve of software such as Cosmos that packet sniff. Cosmos even enables you to view the level of anything (even if they are 10+ levels above you), among other packet sniffing functions.

Furthermore, I would like to make it clear that you have my sincere apologies for any trouble you find me to have caused. As a reminder, I was unaware of this being a problem and should have been notified about it before a major termination such as this took place. By no intension of mine was it to alter anything to disrupt World of Warcraft.

As this is an important matter, I would like to resolve any further issues you may have. If you like, you can get a hold of me at home after 2:30pm (Pacific Time) on weekdays and any time on weekends. (253)-857-3469.



Thank you for your understanding,

Jake (Account: FICOICE)
Tai 376: it's good you're not all noob
Tai 376: and like
Tai 376: WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT HAKC I SHOUDL GET MY ACCOUTN BACK YOU FUKCERS I HATE BLIZZIZARD
Fico Ice: well im not on drugs so i wouldnt say that
Fico Ice: but ill send them hate mail if they refuse my letter :p
Tai 376: LMAO
Tai 376: <3 not on drugs
Fico Ice: i need my briancells

So not much happened today. Or this weekend. So I'll post some quotes.

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Tai 376: LMFAO
Tai 376: THAT'S AWESOME
spook embassy: i know
Tai 376: wtf was that on
spook embassy: i have actually seen his debut on that show before
spook embassy: PEE WEE HERMAN!
spook embassy: OMG
spook embassy: i watched it
spook embassy: on DVD
spook embassy: and it was him
Tai 376: omg
spook embassy: and he SANG
Tai 376: Lawrence Fishburne
spook embassy: SANG!!
Tai 376: was on
spook embassy: YES
Tai 376: Pee Wee.
Tai 376: what the HELL
spook embassy: SANG!!
spook embassy: AND DANCED!
spook embassy: WITH PEE WEE!

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Squeege: "Oh crap... Next Friday is a Friday."

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SuperGarciaman0: sweetness i can do a double stroke roll
Tai 376: awesome
Tai 376: double stroke, 5-stroke, 7-stroke, 9-stroke... crazy stuff
SuperGarciaman0: jonathanmon reached level 37 and learned double stroke roll

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Tai 376: have YOU raced anyone?
SuperGarciaman0: i've raced time, that's it

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Barbie: "Well we're apparently not allowed to talk about the wonders of female body parts so I figure we have to use code words."
-TheGlassPrison-: "Hmm.... Well a man should be a 'Fireman' and girl should be... 'fire house'"

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David: "So we were trying to get out of my house, right? And I was like, 'Hm, I wonder if we can go through my window.' So I opened it up and found out that the screen was screwed in with one screw to keep me in the house. So I was like, 'Jonathan, go through Anthony's window, take my screwdriver, and unscrew this screen so we can get through my window.' "

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(Dialog written down on paper in German class):

Forrest: I had a boner during Einheit Acht
Jonathan: I gots a boner right now
Forrest: Goddamnit Jonathan you and your boners
Jonathan: Some girl should sit on it
Forrest: I need teh sex ;_;
Scott: I think we all need teh sex j_;

(Said out loud):

Forrest: "SCOTT! WHAT THE FUCK OF A FACE IS THAT?! IT'S LIKE... RETARDED!!!"

Aura: something

Doug Benson: "Like all comics, I just broke up with my girlfriend. I caught her lying to me... Under another guy."
*Applause*
Doug: "That's right. Applaud at my loss. You're all awesome."
...
Doug: "You know, since the break-up, I've gotten into poetry. Any of you into poetry? No? I wrote I Hai-ku about my ex-girlfriend. Here it goes.

A Hai-ku has five
Syllables, then has seven
But who cares you whore."


Stevie R George's "score"

THE MOST AWESOME PICTURE!!!



SAMUEL L. JACKSON! IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK! Mmm MMMM BITCHES!!!

Yesterday was teh awesome. Sctot and his mom picked me and Jonathan up to go to Godfather's pizza. It was for John Mullins and his Olympics in Italy. Pretty sweet. Anyways, when we got there, there was this whole controversy on Sctot getting mad at Jonathan because he wouldn't split the pay, so Sctot and I bought a pizza for us and Jonathan -- check it out -- bought a pizza for himself and almost ate the whole Goddamn thing. But Chris Nau came in and took 3 slices of his and then left. Typical Nau. What a cool last name. Nau. Nau Nau Nau. Anyways. We had a cool time and I was ranting about Jonathan and not being able to make bets with him.

Forrest: "Here's the thing about Jonathan. You cannot make a bet with Jonathan and win. It's suicide. It's like, you say to him, 'Jonathan. I'll give you one million dollars to climb a 200-story building and jump -- and live.' And he'll do it. And guess what. He'll win, too."
Hysterical laughter. It was awesome.
Jonathan: "There goes college! Apartment! Practically your whole life!!"

Then check out the move Squeege pulled. Jonathan IMed it to me so I don't have to do it.

SuperGarciaman0: this is The Bet : Episode two

squeedgee: do any of you guys have cingular
sctot: no
jonathan: no
sctot: ask forrest, cause you know he doesn't have a cell phone
squeedgee: ok
jonathan : he'll probably just say his dad has cingular
sctot: yea he probably will
squeedgee: (in head) i wonder if that beting thing with jonathan is real, or does it only screw forrest over
squeedgee: i bet you a dollar his dad doesn't have cingular
sctot: dude squeedge, you're fucked, you know he's gunna win
jonathan: ok
*forrest gets back from refilling drinks*
squeedgee: forrest do you have cingular?
forrest: no, but my dad does
*sctot and jonathan burst out laughing*
jonathan: squeedge you owe me a dollar
squeedgee: that's fucked up
...
Forrest: "Squeege, you didn't just make a bet with Jonathan, did you?"
Squeege: "I thought it only happened to you!"
Forrest: "...Squeege, you just got fucked."
Jonathan: "Gahaha Squeege I want that dollar soon."

It was pretty crazy. Then on the drive home I explained to Sctot how all of Jonathan's neighbors are putting their house up for sale -- because he plays drums. With windows open. Jonathan tells me he did it once just because an Agent was showing some people one of the houses. Then Sctot talks to me about Boy Scouts and how I should be in it. I thought about it for a while -- They mentioned it to me in 9th grade, but I didn't think it would be that awesome. Well... I know it's crazy, but I think I'm gonna do it. ONLY IF I GET IN THEIR TROOP. Cuz if I don't, then well, I'm screwed.

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Today was lame. Um... Jonathan traded me his Admiral star for my Lt. Jr. Grade silver bar. That blew because I didn't get it back. He says it's with his friend... But I don't know........... I also got slapped (actually, hit in the eye) because I said "Starcraft is gay." Which it is. And I don't know why anyone would hit me because of that. Holy shit. So I smacked him and made a loud CRACK noise. Pretty sweet. Then Scott Rivers said I was angry because they bombed my country... Won't it be funny when I bomb my foot right down his ass tea-bagging style. What a bitch. Oh well. Gonna talk to my dad about Boy Scouts. Later.

Aura: hungry

So not much happened today. So I'll give you some cool quotes.

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Drew: "Man I hate Mrs. Schmitt. She doesn't teach us anything. It's like... she talks about anus all day."
Ganon: "It's like, she gets up in front of the class and is like, 'Anus. ... Here's your homework.' "
...
Drew: "That sub was hot dude."
Jeremy: "No... She looked like a guy."
Drew: "What the hell? No she didn't!"
Jeremy: "I don't know about you man, but... I don't go for the dudes."
Drew: "...She smiled at me."
Jeremy: "Yeah she probably thought you were in Special Ed or something."

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Jonathan: "Oh man... In ROTC today, We were running in formation, and then I hawked up a loogie, but I didn't know it, and I caught it on instinct because I didn't want it to fall... It ended up half way drying on my hand while I was trying to get it off. I kept waving my hand and everything... But it didn't move."
...
Jonathan: "We have ROTC at 5 o'clock, right? Well, I wake up at 4 in the morning and I take a shower and stuff. It takes 10 minutes to get there, so I take a shower, and then I'm like, 'Hm, I've got 30 minutes.' And I wonder if I can wank off in that amount of time."
Forrest: "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
Jonathan: "The thing is, it takes me 20 minutes to even think about it and 10 minutes to do it. So by the time I get there, I'm late, and the Sgt. asks me, 'Rafael! Why are you late?' I say, '...I was sleeping...' It's like, what the hell does he want me to say? That I was jacking off??"

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David: "Okay, wait. Brian, I have this joke. Forrest walks into a bar and then says, 'Hey, you're a fag.' "

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Aura: pizza time

So today was ... annoying. Jonathan kept talking about our incident in the car. And don't get ahead of me.

Jonathan: "Okay Scott, back me up here. When you first get into the car..."
Forrest: "Holy shit Jonathan don't even start that."
Jonathan: "Nononono! !! Wait!! Scott, don't you need to TURN ON THE ENGINE before shifting gears and taking off the emergency break?
Forrest: "Jonathan, fuck you."

And then he kept stealing my Lieutenant bar. Jonathan if I find a double-silver I'll give you the single silver.

By the way anyone that has pins that they don't need, I will sponsor you by wearing them.

German was weird. Frau Heald seems to be really pissed this tri. And so does Mrs. Nacke. ... Hm.

Aaaaand I want a band. So... Yeah. Gotta do that. And... Something.

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'Tom': "Trent! Stop! That pencil is worth more than your mom!!"

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Jonathan: "It's like, we'd all be going on a road trip, and we'd have Forrest driving, and I'd sleep and wake up and be like, 'Are we there yet?' and then he'd be like, 'No, I think something's wrong with the engine!!"

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Scott: "What the hell, it says das Gold means "Gold." Well no shit! Why can't they put harder words in here?!"

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larsROCKS posts: "a chop is just another term for a lick i believe. just a term used instead of beat. but i could be rong"

LMFAO JUST LIKE YOUR SPELLING?!

Aura: calm

Last night was pretty cool. Went to the Eurodance with Jonathan. Saw some people. Got some points for German class. We left and then went to A&W. They are so expensive. We bought Polar ... Swirlies? and Curly Fries (almost typed "friends"). We went back to Eurodance after quizzing each other and eating. It was pretty lame, except for the free food for the last 1/2 hour!! I almost took a whole damned box of cookies!! At 9.45pm we waited outside for my dad to pick us up. We took some bottles of water, so I poured some on the bottom of my shoes and tried to slide down the rails. It was pretty lame. I hurt the bottom of my foot. Ouchies. And I kept landing in the grass. But it was cool. Then Jonathan slept over at my house.

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Track Member #1: "Do you guys have free refills?"
Tracy, A&W Worker: "No, we charge."
TM #1: "Are you serious?"
Tracy: "Yes."
TM #2: "McDonald's gives fre refills!"
Tracy: "Then you can go over there and get some."
TM #2: "Okay! Thank you!"
Tracy: "I wasn't serious. I had to run after two people for my mugs back today."
...
Coach: "Probably got fired from McDonalds two weeks ago."

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And I completely forgot. Saturday Howie came over (almost spelled "Howdie" lol) and we jammed with him. He did a cover for "On the way Down" and I recorded about 90% of it. Download it here. We only had one mic... So sorry about the crappyness. I'll try to get another one later i suppose.

Shit, let's just turn this whole post into a media update. Here are some pics from the jam session.


That's me singing with a helmet and Jonathan's goggles.


That's Howie playing guitar and Marshall playing some PS2.


Goggles, helmet, and sunglasses. What more could match? Jonathan playing drums in the background.

Aura: lame

Jon Stewart: "So where'd you shoot Triple-X?"
Ice Cube: "We got to shoot it in L.A., Washington D.C., Baltimore..."
Jon: "So you got to see some cool places."
Ice: "Yeah."
Jon: "Baltimore is in...?"
Ice: "A cool place. It's nice there." *chuckles nervously*
Jon: *laughs* "Yeah, I heard they have a harbor."

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Forrest (hysterically falling over in chair): "Okay okay okay Gower, which one would you choose?! Like if you completely owned someone on CSS, what one of these would you say?"
*types*

GWNED
GPWNED
GOWNED

Gower: "...I like that one... GPWNED."

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I am becoming an English teacher PURELY for this reason: I drive down to Cedar Heights with my dad and sister to take her to her basketball game. We find out that the scoreboard is not working (what else do you expect from Cedar?!), so they are using a chalkboard to mark points. Well, when my sister was playing, this girl was keeping score, right? Check out how she spelled our team name. And no, I am not making typos.

WOLFS

"Isn't it W-O-L-V-E-S?"
"Did she spell that wrong?"
"Mommy, how do you spell Wolves?"
"Look at how she spelled that."

The girl finally realizes the mistake after being pointed at and stared at for the first two minutes of the game. She "corrects" herself. Still, there are no typos.

WOLVS

Me: "Holy. Shit. How the FUCK did she get into Junior High?!"
There is some more controversy. There is still talking going on in the stands. She waits five minutes after being pointed at (again) and stared at (again) until she looks up at her chalkboard. She corrects herself for the last time.

WOLVES

I am satisfied. The people in the bleachers are satisfied. I start to read. I look up. I am not satisfied. Actually, I'm as pissed as ever.

REBLES

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Forrest: "So do you know any more Ska bands? Besides Reel Big Fish? Because they suck."
Marshall: "What... What the heck? They're so good dude."
Forrest: "Yeah right. Reel Big Fish can suck my real big balls."

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Spar(reaching 45 mph in his car): "Wow. That was flooring it. I'm sort of ashamed of myself."

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Tai 376: is Dante there
TwoTonedHarvy: hello
Tai 376: Dante the Love Machine ~ ?
TwoTonedHarvy: this be him
Tai 376: Erik wants you
TwoTonedHarvy: i honestly dont doubt that
TwoTonedHarvy: wait, who is this?
Tai 376: ...me
TwoTonedHarvy: rufgr'
TwoTonedHarvy: tight*
Tai 376: LMFAO
TwoTonedHarvy: cuse i really know who that is

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Jonathan: "And I swear to God, those smoking penguins were saying, 'You fucking Asians and your noodle-eating contest!!' "

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David Moberg: "Hey Forrest. I got a joke for you."
Forrest: "Yeah?"
David: "Two guys walk into a bar. I forgot what the punch line is, but the bottom line is you're gay."

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'Tom': "Dude you got a 98%?"
Forrest: "Yeah."
'Tom': "Sweet. I got an 81% on my test. Hey Trent, what'd you get? 56%? Woah shit!"

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Mr. Herrington: "Holy cow. It's a plethora of late students."

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Mike: "That's gay."
Jon O'Guin: "You don't even know what I said!"
Mike: "I know, it was gay because it was in Spanish... Mexican... Native-American... or something."

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Aura: ska

Tai 376: this is awesome Ska musics.
Tai 376: you must.
T2 Dollar Pistol: EW
T2 Dollar Pistol: SKA
Tai 376: DL it from me.
Tai 376: LOL
T2 Dollar Pistol: EWEWEWWW
T2 Dollar Pistol: EW
Tai 376: i think i like Disco also.
T2 Dollar Pistol: disco is good
T2 Dollar Pistol: ska is hell
Tai 376: omg
Tai 376: ska is awesome if you're in the mood
T2 Dollar Pistol: mood for gouging your eyes out

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Jake: "You know how Paladins are always so cheap? Like, they are immune to anything, heal

themselves, and carry the most awesome armor. Well I was on the forums and we were bitching about

Paladins, right? This one guy said, 'It's okay guys, there's an Easy mode for every game.' "

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Forrest: "Gower's a pimp!"
T.A.: "Yeah... He's got his own clothing line. G-Unit."
Forrest: "Gower Unit. Nice."

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Jake wrote: "HAPPY ADMIN'S DAY!! love, gower"

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Kid (to Gower): There's something wrong with my Internet Explorer. I mean, I can connect to the

Internet just fine, and open up AIM and all that stuff, but the browser won't run--"
Forrest: "It's Microsoft."

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Maybe I'll remember some more. Today was cool. Didn't do much. Drum time.

Aura: drumming

So recently hasn't been the best. Aaaand... I can't really remember any funny things that happened lately. Jonathan and Jeremy spent the night last weekend. We spent the sleeping portion fighting over who gets my bed. That's right. I said it. MY BED. Fighting over... what the hell. I ended up pulling the sofa-bed mattress out of the bed part and bringing it into my room. There, Jonathan and I slept crooked leaned up against my bed, so we were sleeping on a slopey-type thing. Not that cool. Um... I beat Half-Life 2 on Sunday. Cool ending. I'm angry because it was a good ending, but a cliffhanger. ... I think they're coming out with another chapter to go along with it, Aftermath.

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Scott: "Yep. Eight inches."

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I believe there has been some misunderstanding. No, I don't smoke weed, drink alcohol, or anything like that. Just clearing that up. I may wrestle around with guys in my bed (fighting for my 50% dammit), but I'm not a druggie.

TO BAILEY AND JERIN: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Aura: depressed